Measurements
To fit one average semi-cellulitic lower half.
Tension
Six stitches to every inch. Bacardi and Coke taken every half hour,
or as required.
To make
With main colour, cast on enough stitches to circumnavigate
waist. Stop. Have a rest, pace yourself, breathe slowly and
deeply. Knit one, purl one until 'Eastenders' has finished. Eat one
Scotch egg and a banana. Allow to digest. Knit some more knits
and purl some more purls. Thread shirring elastic through ankle
holes and sit in the bath to shrink-fit. Remember, comfort is your
number one priority. Enjoy!
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